Good lord, I am totally convinced. the way you bring up many valid points in your argument is strongly poetic.

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(Source: sebastian-sucks)

 I’ve had Mario Kart 7 for about 3 months now. I like the game, however, it just doesn’t have what it takes to be better than Mario Kart Wii, my all time favorite.

I like the courses in the game, and a few of them can actually be in my top 10. I also love the idea of the section races, which is something they could have implemented into other games.

The battle courses are shit. ONLY SIX? AND ONE IS REUSED FROM WII? I also hated the fact that they included my least favorite DS course. The new courses are meh. Really the only good course is the Big Donut.

Nintendo also gave us the pleasure of removing Single Player Versus. So I get to go online to play versus. The online is amazing. It is also ruined. I cannot go one session without people picking Maka Wuhu and then all seven of them take the glitched way. If not that, it’s either Neo Bowser City of Kalamari Desert. Have some god damn variety for once. The idea of communities in a fantastic idea, but the fact that you have to enter a code to find a community made by a friend is a bit silly. Not exactly annoying unless you’re gonna find a bunch of them at one time.

Now this part may seem like a problem only I have, but the way items are given out seems unbalanced. If I’m in 8th, i want a damn bullet bill, not a triple mushroom. I also hate that they removed the fake item boxes.

Mario Kart 7 does have the gliding, which is the most fun thing in any Mario Kart ever. And it also has underwater driving, which is the worst thing in Mario Kart ever (besides the coin system in Super Circuit).

iamlunarnow:

a Nintendo 64. without the audio/visual cable, BUT STILL, I have it!

Thank you sososososososo freaking much Kalee! :D

it uses the same one as the Gamecube’s